16. Bodyguard
December 2, 2009
A pained grunt reclaimed Remora’s attention. She hurried around the bulkhead to Hank’s side only to stop abruptly when she finally managed a proper view of the seated captain. “Oh, dear.”
His right shoulder visibly throbbed, a blackened mess. Hank saw the look on her face, his eyes widening as he awkwardly turned his head to see the area. “Bah!” he said, relaxing. “Had me worried a moment there. It’s just a flesh wound. A few days and some fresh bandages and it’ll be fine.” He grimaced, waving her concern away. “What was that about Bones throwing his arm at someone?”
Remora ignored his attempts to deflect her attention. Kneeling, she frowned at the wound, placing a hand on the side of his neck and watching carefully to make sure the blackened area wasn’t spreading. A Nurati shouldn’t be able to afford a flesh-eating corrosive, but it was hardly worth assuming. McCoy could lose his whole arm if she were wrong.
Absently, she replied. “It was quite heroic, actually. You should have seen it. Bones has impeccable aim – the arm collided with the assassin in mid-air.” Abruptly, she sat back on her heels, peering critically at the shoulder. No sign of corrosive, but it really was a nasty wound, regardless. “You know, I could mix up something to put on this. Might speed the healing.”
Hank jerked away from her touch, eyes wide. “Oh, no you don’t. I’d wake up from one of your potions and find I’d grown a thatch of fur or sprouted fish scales. And that’s assuming I still had an arm to worry about.” He snorted. “I’ll take my chances with infection.”
She sniffed primly. Really. As if she couldn’t fix any damage done by an alchemical miscalculation. She should think a little extra shaving would be preferable to possibly losing a limb, but if he wanted to be fussy, that was his business.
She looked around. “Regardless, I do wonder what happened to Jinn.”
Hank barked a laugh. “Wouldn’t be the first time a Shima brother conveniently disappeared just before a scuffle.”
As though speaking his name had conjured him up, the black-clad Shinra loomed nearby. Remora startled. She’d never actually seen someone loom before. She had seen a few people attempt to loom and manage instead appear incredibly foolish. Jinn most certainly did not appear foolish. She wondered if he practiced looming, or if it came naturally to him.
“A small group of men approached the off side of the ship from a small vessel. I ascertained their intent as an attempt on the life of Miss Price.” He paused, eyes bland. “I convinced them to depart.”
Remora smiled, delighted. “Thank you, Jinn. I’m sure you saved us a great deal of trouble.”
Hank snorted. Remora ignored him. The man truly did have an unreasonable opinion of Jinn. Then again, she had yet to meet someone whom the captain held in high regard.
Jinn spoke. “If I may be so bold as to inquire, did you and Mr. McCoy conclude your business? I hesitate to offend, but my own need is quite pressing.”
“Are those…sprinkles…in your robes?” asked Hank, nose wrinkled.
Jinn’s posture straightened, one hand surreptitiously moving to swat at the front of his robes. A small fountain of rainbow sprinkles fell to the ship’s surface, making tiny plinking noises before rolling off. “Yes.” Jinn coughed. “Yes they are, though I do not see how this has any bearing on-”
“You were eating pastries!” Hank accused.
“And fighting assassins,” Jinn corrected.
“Gentlemen,” Remora interrupted. “Although I would find this conversation riveting at a later time, I can only assume that the Nurati will be only the first attempt on my life now that I’ve left the safety of the Price Estate. It would be in our best interests to present a moving target. As to your question, Jinn, Hank and I did indeed complete our business and I am the owner of the ship and in charge of her movements for the foreseeable future. Please state the nature of your emergency.”
“My brother has been imprisoned on the Skycity of Bespin. I seek his release.”
“No,” said Hank.
Remora’s eyebrows winged upward. “Bespin? I am listening.”
“No!” repeated Hank, wincing as the outburst caused his shoulder to shift. “You are most definitely not listening. I am the Captain. He is not a member of my crew, nor is he in any danger of becoming one.” Hank sat up and began removing the tattered remains of his shirt, gingerly peeling the fabric away from his wound.
Remora paused while he wriggled out of the cotton, counting slowly to regain her composure and retain control over her tongue. She allowed herself, briefly, to hope that Hank’s gyrations hurt. This was rapidly becoming a point of serious contention between herself and the captain.
She turned to Jinn. “How many assassins did you handle?” she asked sweetly.
“There were three,” he replied, “though I do not wish to overstate the feat. They seemed…ill-prepared.”
“Even so, besting three Nurati is impressive.”
“Impressive?” Hank crumpled the shirt into a ball. “He was eating pastries! How impressive could it have been?”
Patience lost, Remora snapped. “Yes, Jinn single-handedly dispatched three hired killers and enjoyed a better breakfast than either of us. In the meantime, I see you managed to get your shirt off and mangle your shoulder. Rippling chest muscles appear to have been less than effective at delaying the assassin. Furthermore,” she paused and took a deep breath, seeking to calm her temper, “although Bones’ rescue was quite masterfully executed, he would have run out of arms to throw had it become necessary for him to take on further combatants. It would seem that I am in need of a bodyguard.”
“Unless, of course,” she turned and smiled sweetly at Hank, “you had any other brilliant plans for ensuring my safety during our outlined period of employment? I can assure you, our trip is not likely to become less dangerous.”
Hank glowered, but said nothing.
“Now then,” she said, shifting her attention back to Jinn, good humor restored. “You mentioned something about Bespin? It just so happens that I have business in Bespin. As you can see, I also have a rather irritating habit of attracting assassins, not all of whom are as inept as the Nurati. In return for the attempted rescue of your brother, would you accept a position as my personal bodyguard for the duration of my business with Mr. McCoy? Currently, our contract is set for six months.”
“Done.” Jinn’s response was immediate.
Remora paused. “Though I am gratified by your response, I do wish to make certain the points of our agreement are quite clear. I cannot guarantee that we shall succeed in rescuing your brother.”
“But you shall at least make the attempt,” responded Jinn, relaxed. “This is more than any other would do.”
Hank spluttered, wincing as he leaned against the masthead, regaining his feet. “Are you insane? Do you have any idea what the security is like on a Skycity prison? Especially Bespin, where they have the unions? Not to mention the fact that these are the selfsame brothers who left my crew high and dry on our last business agreement!”
Remora waved a dismissive hand in his direction. “Pish tosh, Daniel. I am an excellent judge of character.”
She reached a hand out to Jinn, meeting his red eyes squarely. “Do we have a deal, Shima Jinn?”
His own hand, an odd dark gray color and tipped with what might properly be termed claws rather than fingernails, lifted and grasped her own. His skin felt warm and dry against her palm. They shook.
“We have a deal, Miss Remora Price.”
“Splendid!”
A flash of movement caught her eye. “Ah, Bones!” she called out, waving him over. “I see you’ve got your arm back. Do you need any assistance reattaching it?”
“That shall not be necessary.” The ticker stood a few handspans away, his eyebeams flashing an unsettled rainbow. After an awkward pause, he spoke again. “Thank you. For asking someone to retrieve my arm. I am…unused to being treated with such…generosity.”
“It was no problem at all, Bones. I do not know if you need to breathe, but I daresay swimming and floating are not exactly your primary functions. Getting out of the water might have proved a task, and the man I sent is less likely to take to rust from it. I’ll see he’s properly compensated for it.”
“Ah,” Bones relaxed, if such a term could be applied to him. His stance appeared less awkward, in any case, and his eyes ceased to flicker. “A decision made from logic. I approve.”
Remora smiled. “Yes, that…and I could hardly ask my rescuer to retrieve his own arm. Not when I have perfectly capable staff standing ashore and gaping like flounders while you did all the hard work. Thank you, by the way. For saving my life.”
Immediately, Bones’ eyes resumed color flashing. “I…that is….” He straightened. “I believe I shall resume my checks upon the Miraj’s systems. Have we a destination?”
“Indeed we do! We head for Bespin, and we do so in haste. I have an auction to attend in less than a fortnight, and I should like to be on our way before any other assassin clans can muster a more impressive attempt.”
“An auction?” Hank narrowed his eyes. “I thought we were treasure hunting.”
“And so we are. Our agreement states that I shall declare a destination and we shall go to it. Have we a problem with Bespin that I should be made aware of?”
Remora almost felt a pang of pity. She felt she could watch as the dreams of scouring remote coastlines faded from the dear captain’s eyes. It was hardly her fault he believed her so dreadfully unprepared. Did he think she began planning this expedition in just the past month? Lunacy!
He growled. “If we’re going to be regularly assaulting Skycity security, I’m going to need a bigger crew.”
She patted him on the leg, not bothering to hide her smirk. “Well, you are the captain, as you have so frequently been wont to remind me. Hire the crew necessary.”
Scowling, he jutted his jaw. “The crew does not need a cook,” he pointed out.?
“Fine, fine. As it pleases you. Eat beans from a tin, if you like.” She stood, dusting off her hands. “Now, which room is mine? I shall need my things delivered immediately.”
Bones took a step forward. “The largest quarters are the captain’s quarters.”
“My quarters!” objected Hank.
Bones continued, unperturbed. “They are also the only quarters with a window, offering an impressive view both in the air and on sea.”
“No!” Remora objected sharply. Bones, Hank, and Jinn all paused to look at her curiously.
She lifted a hand to press against her torso, the feel of stiff bone ribbing of her corset against her fingers comforting. “No, that shall not be necessary.” She straightened. “The captain may retain his customary quarters. I shall take a normal room. Without a window,” she hastened to add.
Hank’s eyes narrowed. “Mighty generous of you.”
“Don’t be absurd. I wouldn’t dream of turning you from your bed.” Her heart fluttered nervously. “Jinn will also need a room, near mine, so that he may fulfil his duties as my bodyguard.”
Hank cocked his head to the side, an irritating smirk on his face. “Isn’t it normal for a bodyguard to room with the person he is guarding? I believe we have a room large enough for the two of you.”
Remora sniffed. “Think you the danger on the ship so severe, Captain, that I should need a guard even in my own quarters? Quarters which, as we have already established, do not even have a window?”
“Hmm,” was his only reply.
Remora swished her skirts, dusting her hands on them. “Well? Who shall show me to my room, then?”
Hank strode forward. “Oh, I wouldn’t miss this,” he said, a suspiciously cheerful smile on his face. She peered at him, but could find no cause for his good humor.
“Thank you.”
She walked to the still-open portcap and lowered herself to the first rung. She would most definitely not be allowing that scalawag to precede her. Not with so few petticoats, and while he wore such a wolfish expression.
“So,” he said, an odd note in his voice.
She paused, one hand on the next rung, and glanced up at him.
“‘Rippling chest muscles’, was it?” His green eyes laughed down at her, darkened with humor.
“Oh! Well…I…never!” she spluttered, a rush of warmth to her cheeks. “You, sir, are a cad! Taking my words out of context!” Immediately, she set her mouth in a thin line and descended the pipe ladder, face still flushing.
His chuckles rolled past her, thick as bubbles. “Seemed like exactly the right context to me.”
Six months, she reminded herself sternly. Six months, and she should have completed her venture and she could be done with Captain Daniel McCoy and his incorrigible humor.




December 2nd, 2009 at 1:59 am
Ooooh, rippling chest muscles, eh?
I love Remora finally snapping at Hank, he was so asking for it! Although, to be honest, I wouldn’t trust her to mix some concoction that would not explode either. *laughs*
I have the feeling our darling Remora has a fear of heights? This haste to get rid of the quarters with the window view seems to suggest that… A person with fear of heights on a flying ship. Oh boy… the possibilities!
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December 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 am
@Iris
Check out her reaction carefully…it’s not seeing down, out the window that she was worried about…
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December 2nd, 2009 at 5:06 am
First off, I can totally see the whole fight with Jinn…
“Nooo! These are my noms!” One hand eating his pastry while he fights off all three goons.
Star Wars? Bespin? Wasn’t that the planet with the city (in the sky) where we lost Han to Vader and Luke had his hand removed as a “kind” gesture by his father?
Hrm… wish I had a way of verifying that now…
As far as the window thing, my first thought is that she “shifts or becomes disguised” and wants no one to find out? Or she just doesn’t want anyone taking “pot shots” at her from far away through the window (another assassination attempt).
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December 2nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Outside of her comment about his rippling mucles, I love this paragraph :
“As though speaking his name had conjured him up, the black-clad Shinra loomed nearby. Remora startled. She’d never actually seen someone loom before. She had seen a few people attempt to loom and manage instead to appear incredibly foolish. Jinn most certainly did not appear foolish. She wondered if he practiced looming, or if it came naturally to him.”
This installment was perfect! I am so excited they are finally leaving the port :D
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December 2nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
@Iris
*laughs* I don’t think I’d trust her mixing potions, myself!
Also, good guess on the heights thing! Not correct, but VERY good! (and if I didn’t already have a plan for it, I would totally gank the idea)
@Rhotley
Psssht. No fair, when you already know the answer! Tease! <3
@Byrd
Jinn is obviously a lolcat. *winks*
And yes! That was Bespin. It’s an Homage, and the first one caught in comments in a long time! =]
@Bre
Hee, I’m so glad you liked the “rippling” muscles bit. *giggle*
<3 Thank you, madam!
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I too thought the window issues relates to her not wanting to be seen. Kind of like the Princess Fiona in Shrek. Something she hides under her corset…
Another wonderful installment!
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December 2nd, 2009 at 5:56 pm
@Lauren
And incidentally @Byrd, too – I forgot to address this when I was replying earlier!
DING DING DING!
You are both correct!
*evil grin*
Now, what COULD she be hiding under that corset of hers, I wonder?
December 2nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
I suppose it would be much too farfetched to consider Miss Remora is not quite who…or what…she seems?
Excellent episode, as always! Although I confess to being confused by Remora’s reaction to (and subsequent discussion of) the window.
My image of the ship is similar to a sailing vessel; the captain’s quarters are aft, and there is no way anyone could see in through the window without considerable effort. Maybe I missed something…
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December 2nd, 2009 at 7:08 pm
@Steve
The only real description of the ship thus far has been “On either side of her, tall, bright-canvassed clippers nodded like sleek thoroughbreds. By contrast, she looked like a rusted lump of lemon-shaped metal dropped in a bathtub. She rode low in the water as if she’d sprung a slow leak and her sails were a crazed patchwork pattern of scavenged canvas.”
The Miraj isn’t a standard ship.
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Ooooh… the window intriques me so much O_____O’
I also thought of Princess Fiona from Shrek when I read that.. Hmm.
She couldn’t… be.. a man … could she? (although that doesn’t really seem possible? XD). Or perhaps she has a cyborg chest.
Or a magical locket.
Having a body guard and shape-shifting? Could it be a hommage to Blue Moon?
…no probably not.
This was a fantastic installment! I loved that last part, and Bones’ confused emotions :D
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December 2nd, 2009 at 7:16 pm
@Rhinne
Hee, it’s a secret! Though I don’t know for how much longer – I had intended to end this Volume with it being revealed, but it’ll definitely be told in Volume 2.
December 3rd, 2009 at 2:39 am
Rhinne I had the same thoughts (err wait a second, not about being a man…), mainly because she is in love with bones. I have the feeling that her ability with those gadgets comes from her personal life being affected by them (if that made any sense? no?)
I think I mean she has something in her on her that is mechanical that ties her closer to bones… Like maybe all those assassination attempts have caused her to need a mechanical heart or something.
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December 3rd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
@Byrd
*slaps her hands over her mouth to keep from revealing too much*!
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December 3rd, 2009 at 1:47 pm
*blinks* Remora is in love with Bones? Um… dunno, don’t think so. It is a possibility of something that could somehow happen (and would be very awkward in more than one way), but I don’t think she is in love with anyone, at present.
Of course, me not being Tami, and she being busy biting her hands so as to not spoil stuff, I cannot be sure. *laughs* But the idea that her affinity to mechanical stuff might have something to do with her being partially mechanical is quite interesting, I should admit. “Oh my, I just got shot through the heart? Bones, be a dear, bring me the spare one from my green chest. Quickly now!”
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December 3rd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
@Iris
She’s not in romance-love with Bones, but she’s certainly fascinated by him.
I’m trying to keep the romance lines open for now, at least. Though at the moment, I agree that a romance with Bones would be particularly awkward. =]
*laughs* “No, the GREEN chest, Bones! Not the teal one.”
(Anyone seeking more reading could do a lot worse than clicking on Iris’ last blog link above there – fun times!)
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